two.fourteen

I am actually anti-Valentine's Day.  But, we're in the middle of cardiopulmonary module right now, and when I saw this picture in "The Only EKG Book You'll Ever Need" I decided it was just too good not to modify for this purpose.

And just to set the record straight, I'm not anti-Valentine because I don't have a Valentine.  I mean, I don't have one, but that's irrelevant.  The true reason I'm anti-Valentine because I think it's just a commercialized bit of romantic fiction that encourages poor financial decisions.  I mean, seriously, who wants a stuffed bear that's as big as a kitchen table?  Or a 50-lb box of chocolates that will make *you* as big as a kitchen table?

Valentine's Day is just not my style.  I'm more of a spontaneous-weekend-picnic type of girl.